It seems there has been a lot of bashing and hatred flying around the blogosphere recently.
Maybe people are getting frustrated by the fact that they want to go outside and enjoy the sun but have trouble leaving their computer?
Maybe it’s that special time of the month?
Maybe we all need to grow up?
Anyway, I am offering a great service with this post. I want you to bash me, insult me, put me down in any way you can. Offend me personal, bash my blog. Whatever, make it bad (but no bad swearing!).
Ok everyone, I’ll try and get you all angry and enraged.
I HATE YOU ALL, YOU ARE ALL REALLY REALLY CRAPPY AND, AND…….. YOU SMELL LIKE WEE
There you go, I said it! I feel better already! You will too, just leave your nasty remarks as a comment.
(Thanks, I love you all really!)
I smell link bait. LOL!!!
Garry, that really really hurts! I am so so angry now, how dare you?………. your just trying to be popular and get 100′s of linkbacks by commenting on this high trafficked blog (sometimes I get almost 50 visitors a day, I have you know!!).
You are the nastiest blogger in the whole universe.
LOL…. this can become very therapeutic.
See I told you, it’s a service.
Forest, you’re an asshole for not putting me on your blogroll.
(Wow, that was therapeutic!)
Jeff…… Just to spite you I am going to add you (actually I forgot to do it, duh!). I hate you SO much. I wish you would just go away and never visit again (please don’t really do that, I need more insults
). I am going to keep visiting your blog just so I can laugh at how funny it is that such an idiot like you can manage to write decent content!
Thank you for this service. I feel better already and I haven’t even had to insult you. I think just the word wee makes me smile because I associate it with whee instead.
I don’t have anything to say that is nasty. I don’t like to be mean in cyberspace either. It just isn’t a nice way to act. I hope you are having fun with this though. Have a great day.
I am so angry right now. You used that picture of me on your post with out getting my permission first.And another thing you let that Garry Conn guy post a comment on your blog. You saw how mean he was to John Cow. Really I could go on. But I’m already calming down…. Whew. Thanks for the vent. I feel much better.
I suck…I can’t even think of anything bad to say. DAMMIT FOREST FOR CAUSING MY CREATIVITY TO STUMBLE. I’ll get you back!
@ Teeni
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Ha ha, I am glad it made you happy, what do you mean by Whee? (do you mean the noise you make when sliding down a hill
@Sandee
Thanks for stopping by. I ma having immense fun with this.
@Mark, your too much of a wuss to carry on
. Come you can give more insulting than that. I know full well you are capable!
@Bryan
. Come back and give me some more abuse 
. I’ll be seeing you over at your site for some less abusive remarks!
My retort, you never had any creativity anyway….. your website is so dull and uncreative… and that header is so damn awful,…… that I just had to subscribe
I’m green with rage now. Nobody calls me a wussy. Specially no one with a name like Forest. When I get done with you, you won’t be able to see “The Forest from the trees”. I agree with Garry you do smell just like link bait. I hope Google gets mad at you like they were at me. I’m just getting started. (If I can stop laughing) I’ll think of more really mean rotten things to say about you. ( Oh heck your to nice of a guy to pick on) Your right I am a wussy!!!! WAAAAA!
My header is awful? Are you kidding me…it’s not as bad as your spelling. Note to self, remind Forest to install spellchecker on blog. LMAO
What does link bait smell like? Is it like that stuff they sell at Bass Pro Shops, Stink Bait? If that’s the case I don’t want that crap stinking up my beautiful blog. Get a can of Febreze in this joint STAT!
@Mark,
Nice guy eh? Thats the most insulting thing I have ever heard….. I’m upset now…. I’m not playing this game anymore……… Actually sod it. I’m sick of people not coming to my blog because they are just jealous of how amazing perfect it it. It’s obvious that the A-listers are scared of the mighty power I hold and the fountain of knowledge that is hiding here.
@Bryan,
Actually my GF was giving me hassle about the spelling on this blog!!! So if that’s the best you can come up with then…. you smeel worsterer than stink bate (is that spelling any better?)